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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."

"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"

"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"

"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"

"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."

"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""

"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""

"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""

"I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said ""Dawn! Get off my face!"""