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Joke of the Day

"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"

"I used to be addicted to soap... But now I'm clean."

"Teachers of the modern era who still expect hard copies of assignments can't bitch when I turn in a margarita-soaked paper."

"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."

"So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision."

"A nigger a spic and an arab walk into a bar. The arab blows them all up."

"I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were. It was a real trip down mammary lane."

"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"

"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single."