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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas get married on a roof... The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."

"So I heard they've leaked the working title of the Reeva Steenkamp biography... ""I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."""

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!"

"Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it's here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL"

"What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state"

"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."