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Joke of the Day

"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0"

"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"

"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"

"[having sex with centaur] ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*"

"A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d'oeuvres table. Surprisingly, there is no punch line."

"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious."

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."