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Joke of the Day

"Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."

"My family's going to be here soon. Quick, hide my body."

"I had to ground my 8yo son for this one [NSFW] Son: Dad, why do you have to wrap a bunny in duct tape? Me: I don't know son, why? Son: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it! Me: Son: ( )"

"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""

"Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops."

"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."