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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant? Because Mr. Clean comes in a bottle."

"STEVE: ""Wanna go star gazing tonight?"" ME: ""What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"" S: ""No we watch stars."" M: ""Wars or Trek?"""

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries."

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"

"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."

"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."

"From my 9yr old You must be from the south...cause your the only Ten-I-See. kids got game."

"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"