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Joke of the Day
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"
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"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."
"What's a frog's preferred fastener? Rivet."
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"My mother always told me to not worry about my health. It will go away eventually."
"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."
"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"
"True love is when they look at you, see you're batshit insane, and love you anyway."
"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."
"I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs."