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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."
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"Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together."
"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
"You guys excited for Christmas? Only 366 more days :D"
"I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic."
"Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down"
"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"
"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman's parents."
"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."