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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."
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"What do you call an Abortion in Prague? A canceled Czech."
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"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"
"what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look i'm changing"
"My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan! apparently he has a Taipei personality ... Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston"