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Joke of the Day
"The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing"
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"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"[Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you."
"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"
"I decided to jerk off right in front of my blind girlfriend last night She didn't see it coming."
"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."
"If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump."
"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."
"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"
"Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say ""Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."""