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Joke of the Day

"The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire"

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"

"If I had 1,000,000 dollars, I would pay to have sex with your mom. And then I would invest the other 999,995 bucks."

"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"

"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."

"My wife complained that the Land's End catalog was showing too much camo print this season... I replied: lots of people are suddenly into camo, but I just don't see it."

"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"

"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."

"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."