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Joke of the Day

"The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire"

"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"

"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling."

"Introducing 2017's newest best seller: A Million Little Fibers. Written by Melania Trump."

"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."

"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"

"Listen up, guys Neil Diamond is the name of a famous American singer-songwriter but it's also a checklist for anyone about to propose"

"What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common? Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess"

"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."