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Joke of the Day
"""Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on,"" I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste."
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"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."
"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."
"RT if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them."
"""Come reckon with me bro."" -Force"
"What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven? I think this is a set up!"
"Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking"
"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"
"What I want In A Man (NSFW)"