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Joke of the Day

"If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO."

"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"

"I wanted to be a standup comedian.. they asked me to sit down."

"I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing."

"Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000."

"I'm not really that surprised that there was a controversy over that Tracer pose in Overwatch. After all, she *is* an offensive hero."

"I was Going to tell a Racist Joke... But then my black friend stole them all."

"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"

"The Klu Lkux Klan... The original boys in the hood..."

"My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it."