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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."
Next Joke
"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"
"You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt."
"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."
"Oral Sex: A taste of things to come"
"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."
"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"