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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."
"So... A three legged dog walks into a bar and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my pa""."
"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"
"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."
"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."
"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""
"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."
"What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond"