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Joke of the Day
"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"
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"The difference between a seesaw and a catapult? An overweight friend."
"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""
"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."
"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"
"Paper is so terrible..."
"Two retirees meet in a cafe. The first retiree says, ""Hey Stan! I didn't see you at the doctor's yesterday. Are you sick?"""
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""