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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."
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"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."
"Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today."
"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, ""My God, I look like a pillow"" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow."
"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."
"Jesus dies for our sins? No, no, no... He died for YOUR sins. I haven't touched a goat inappropriately since third grade."
"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"
"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"