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Joke of the Day

"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."

"Define Irony: The opposite of wrinkly"

"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."

"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."

"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from over excitement."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."

"Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball? ""They Don't Know Where Home Is!"" Daniel , Reddit Clown"

"[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water"