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Joke of the Day

"Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other ""You bite him ? I'm driving."""

"Baseball is where a man repeatedly hurls something at a burly man armed with a bat and the most boring possible outcome happens"

"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"

"INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon"

"Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started."

"Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show? It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis."

"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"