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Joke of the Day
"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"
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"""Hey, what time is it?"" 9:11"
"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""
"I was never great with girls but I have standards... I don't date ugly girls... I make them fucking ugly..."
"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."
"*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds ""resume"" to resume"
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"
"Whenever I see a big guy beating up a little guy I ALWAYS jump in to help cause there is NO WAY the little guy can take us both."
"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""