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Joke of the Day
"If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy Giuliani"
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"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."
"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""
"There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door."
"What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? ""Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."""
"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"
"My wife is such an air-head I told her not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"
"I had an addiction to soap... but thanks to some dirty bastards stealing all of it, I am clean now."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy."