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Joke of the Day

"Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration... ...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"It's My First Cake Day and I'm Scrambling. How Does Moses Make his Tea? He Brews It!"

"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"

"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."

"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"

"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."

"Looks like Erdogan had to quit... ...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)"

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."