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Joke of the Day
"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."
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"My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I just had to put my foot down."
"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"
"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"
"Danger is my middle name. First name: Avoid. Last name: At-All-Costs-Like-A-Total-Pussy"
"Jewish pedophile what did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid walking down the street? Hey kid wanna buy some candy?"
"Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes"
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle? So they can both look out the window."
"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""