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Joke of the Day

"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"

"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."

"How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool."

"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."

"I have trouble even monotasking."

"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."

"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"

"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."

"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."