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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"*Whispers in random chicks ear ""I have pizza in the van"""

"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."

"TIL the French flag is traditionally made with Velcro So they could remove the red and blue bits in times of war"

"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."

"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."

"Ancestry.com: The southern version of eHarmony."