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Joke of the Day
"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"
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"My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse. He's such a massagynist."
"Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It's definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation."
"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."
"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"
"Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women."
"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."
"I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says ""Dodge."" That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion."
"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"
"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"