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Joke of the Day
"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"
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"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."
"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."
"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."
"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"
"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."
"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."
"Was it bad? To yell at my gf if I should dig up hitler to show her how to use an oven"
"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"