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Joke of the Day

"Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!"

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter they don't have any power."

"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."

"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"

"When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word... usually it's, ""Yes Dear"""

"How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool? Flip it over"

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."

"Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones."

"What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog"

"6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method."