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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar"

"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"

"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."

"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."

"I just started a new band called 'Blankets and Duvets' We've already been called the best cover band of all time"

"Why did the Pollock cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken."

"If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make? Nothing because OP never delivers."

"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."

"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."