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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar"

"Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell ""I'm just cooking!"""

"Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said, ""Yeah, they've just come out of the closet."""

"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"

"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."

"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"

"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"