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"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"
"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"
"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"
"What's half of a tuba? A oneba."
"My wife doesn't know... That every time we have sex, I put a dollar into an envelope that goes toward her Christmas present. So far, she's getting a candy bar."
"what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels"
"What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other? ""No homo."""
"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"