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Joke of the Day
"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"
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"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."
"Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?"
"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."
"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."
"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"
"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."
"Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics.. called TakeJuan'sDough."
"...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*"
"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""