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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets? You Snoop, Dogg."
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"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
"An accountant at a bank was constipated Apparently he couldn't budget, but he worked it out with a pencil and paper and it was all good."
"How do I know I'm not Daniel Day-Lewis?"
"While sitting on the couch my wife said ""I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops."" Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate."
"What's the difference between the strippers and the circus? The circus has a cunning array of stunts."
"You ordered your steak rare?! Well done."
"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."
"Obesity doesn't run in your family...No one runs in your family..."
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"