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Joke of the Day
"What did the Alligator say to the turtle? Can I bayou a drink?"
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"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
"why do mice have such small balls? They can't dance very well."
"*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""We don't serve mushrooms here!"" So the mushroom says, ""Hey come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."
"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."
"WIFE: you need a haircut ME: I do not WIFE: *whistles and a little bird pops up on top of my head, chirping* ME: shhhh, she just had babies"
"I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of"
"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"