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Joke of the Day

"After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired. Adios, amigo."

"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."

"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"

"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"

"What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, ""life"" is too short."

"Child twister: ""I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad"" Dad twister: ""Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"""

"10 years ago, as a joke, I told everyone I was giving up sex for Lent. Haven't gotten laid since. Well played, God."