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Joke of the Day

"Child twister: ""I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad"" Dad twister: ""Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"""

"Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?"

"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense."

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line? Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing..."

"How does a flight of steps check out a woman? It stares."