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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes. Probably because they haven't got any soles"

"What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most."

"I pulled on a door that says push. Cause I don't let a fuckin door tell me what to do."

"What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal? A club sandwich."

"Did you hear about the 50yo who couldn't deliver a baby? She was having a midwife crisis."

"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."

"What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot."

"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"

"I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."