182429

Joke of the Day

"What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal? A club sandwich."

"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""

"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."

"Chris Christies mom told him to run. She didn't mean for president though..."

"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"

"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"Some days I ask, ""What would Chewbacca do?"" And the answer is always, ""Make that gargly roaring sound."" So that's what I do."

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"