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Joke of the Day

"What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most."

"How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish? You give her a test tickle."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."

"What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard"

"My girlfriend just passed away. She was Dutch and always wore inflatable shoes. I'm miserable now that she has popped her clogs."

"Sheep Jokes are baad."

"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"

"I bought a new sex doll... it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me."

"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"I'm not very good with DIY. A pile of books fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame :-("