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Joke of the Day

"If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."

"Caught myself yelling ""FUCK YOU"" to my burrito for dripping on pants, feet & bed, if you were wondering who's raising the next generation."

"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"

"Some dark humor... Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!"

"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."

"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."

"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"

"What did the surgeon say to his constipated patient? Cut that shit out!"

"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""