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Joke of the Day

"My Ex girlfriend works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I'll just go there to buy condom for no reason. Sometimes I'll go 3 times a day..."

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."

"Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors"

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust"

"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"

"how do you get a dog to stop licking his balls?, pick it up and suck its dick."

"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."

"The Navy How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."