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Joke of the Day
"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."
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"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."
"wonder why's theres a pizza laying here in the middle of the woods *eats it* *dies 82 years later* dammit it was a trap"
"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box"
"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."
"An elephant never forgets My dick remembers everything."
"What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch."
"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"
"How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."
"Went to watch a blonde comedian And all she kept doing was bending down and looking at the floor. I guess she was just looking for some laughs."