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Joke of the Day

"Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression. One minute he was up, then he was down."

"Linda from the office calls it a shawl but I know a shitty cape when I see one."

"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish. Press 3 for Spanglish with Adam Sandler. Press 4 for Gibberish with Flava Fav. Press # for ham."

"Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? Because they were being ""brewed"""

"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."

"How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen? You take off their hats"

"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."

"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."

"A mathematician was pregnant Her friend asked her: - Boy or girl? - Yes."