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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"

"Masking tape never makes a very realistic mask."

"What is a guy with ED favorite saying? I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!"

"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""

"What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)."

"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"

"Alligators gonna alligate"

"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"