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Joke of the Day

"Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff."

"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"

"Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rabbit prints and follows them. After 3 hours he finds the rabbit lines up his shot and missed... Just by a hare."

"My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! It's funny because marriage is terrible."

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."

"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"

"My friend ""Jesus wasn't that special""... After he said that I say ""but he made thousands of people bread"" He turns back to me and says ""so what, hitler made 6 million Jews toast"""

"Three goats walked into a Stop N Shop."

"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"