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Joke of the Day

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."

"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."

"""What are you doing, dad?"" ""Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling ""non-extraditable countries"". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"""

"Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"

"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."

"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."

"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."