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Joke of the Day

"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."

"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."

"Look mom, my boobs are starting to grow! Yeah Mike, you should lose some weight."

"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"

"Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with."

"IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS."

"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq."

"Mexicans and blacks are a lot alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."