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Joke of the Day
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
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"The thing about boats... If we don't bow, everyone gets stern."
"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."
"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"
"Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO? Because TWO rhymes with POO"
"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."
"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"
"What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)"
"Thinking of adopting a child. What color should I get? Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon."
"I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates."