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Joke of the Day

"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"

"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."

"i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*"

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."

"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"

"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."

"why does a boxer have miscarriages.... ...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks"

"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"

"What's black and always in the back of a police car? The seat."