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Joke of the Day

"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."

"America will suffer if Trump becomes president... You could say we're going toupee for it"

"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms."

"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."

"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."