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Joke of the Day
"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."
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"I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals."
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"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all"
"I took the shell off my racing snail... ... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish."
"""It's terminal-"" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? ""Departure time is in three hours."" THREE? WHAT DO I DO? ""This is an airport."" SO WHAT? I'M DYING!"