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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I put toilet paper... Sometimes I put toilet paper over my penis, and pretend that it's a ghost."

"My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole"

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"

"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes nine years."