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Joke of the Day
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
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"ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle"
"Three guys walk into a bar. They pretend to hear each other for two hours and then go home"
"The only people I know I'm superior to are the ones who announce the break they're taking from Facebook."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door... It said, ""this is not working. I'm going to my mothers."" I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?"
"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"
"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."
"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."
"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"