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Joke of the Day

"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"

"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? ....One? ...or two?"

"lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts"

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"

"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"

"I'm going to tweet with my left hand so it feels like someone else is tweeting about me."